He's watching porn and jerking off with me sitting next to him! What happened to helping each other?

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch